You have:
[x] smoked.(tried)
[x] consumed alcohol.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.(>)
[x] kissed someone of the same sex. (...)
[ ] had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family.
[x] watched porn. (i blame dad)
[ ] bought porn.
[x] tried drugs.(bak to the alchohol and cigz)

TOTAL: 8

[x] taken painkillers.(who hasnt?)
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine.(hehehe...)
[x] lied to your parents.(again... who hasnt?)
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone.
[x] wished someone to die.
[x] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 18

[x] missed curfew.(dont have 1 anymore)
[x] stayed out all night.
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
[ ] been to a therapist.
[x] received a ticket.(a plane ticket )
[ ] been to rehab.
[ ] dyed your hair.(not yet)
[x] been in an accident.
[x] been to a club.
[x] been to a bar.

TOTAL: 25

[x] been to a wild party.
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[x] had a spring break in Florida.
[x] sniffed anything.
[x] wore black nail polish.
[x] wore arm bands.
[x] wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] listened to rap.(eww!)
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD. (EWW!!! who would?!!)

TOTAL: 32

[x] dressed gothic.
[x] dressed girly.(hehehe... )
[x] dressed punk.
[ ] dressed grunge.(watevr that is...)
[x] stole something.
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything.
[x] blacked out.
[x] fainted.
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 38

[x] had a crush on a friend.(i do rite now...)
[x] been to a concert.
[ ] dry-humped someone. (O.O)
[x] been called a slut.
[x] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in your car.
[x] broken a mirror.(i threw a book at it )
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house (ohh yes! had to get rid of the evidence! XD)
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush (ew)

TOTAL: 44

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[ ] cruised on mail.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] had surgery.
[x] had an injury.
[x] gone to court.(for a field trip!)
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.(i didnt have any money...)
[x] caught something on fire. (multiple times! and it wasnt on accident! XD)
[x] lied about your age.(so i didnt have to go out with some kreeper...)

TOTAL: 51

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[x] broke the law in the police's presence.(not wearing a helmet is somehow against the law...)
[x] made out with someone who had a gf/bf.(hehehe)
[ ] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger.
[x] hugged a stranger.
[ ] kissed a stranger.
[x] rode in the car with a stranger.
[x] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 58

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] been to a fair. (NEBRASKA STATE FAIR IS THE STIZNIT!!!!)
[x] been called a bad influence. (hehehe... ohh yes...)
[ ] drank and drove.
[x] prank-called someone.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 67

If (Total > 70) return [I should be dead]
Else If (Total > 60) return [I should be in jail]
Else If (Total > 50) return [I'm a horrible person]
Else If (Total > 40) return [I'm a very bad influence]
Else If (Total > 30) return [I'm a bad kid]
Else If (Total > 20) return [I'm average]
Else If (Total > 10) return [I'm still a goody goody]
Else If (Total <=10) return [I'm a Goody Goody]

LMAO!!!! SOME1 SND ME TO JUVIE!!!! XD